The itsy bitsy spider....

I don't drink anything stronger than pop... Problem is, Pop will drink anything...

Lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine... (My liquor, that is...)

I don't drink anymore... I don't drink any less, either...

Thanks Pops =)

L.

Jumping Jahosaphat!!

Live...laugh...love. All of these to the excess if at all possible. Time is the fire in which we all burn. A slow flame it is not. Choose each day to smile. Make someone else smile as well. Do one nice thing everyday. Something that gives multiple people hope for tomorrow. Smile when you wake up and as you go to bed. Hug often. If you love someone, tell them. Tomorrow's never a guarantee...

Name that tune... no really, it needs a good name...

I'm a gonna see my baby on monday
I'm a gonna make everything alright
Cause you know I love my baby on mondays...
and thank God the weekends nowhere in sight
Tuesday comes and I'm still feeling my monday
Tuesday goes and I'm still feeling alright
Wedsday comes and I'm up working at seven
Wedsday goes and I go straight home at night
Hump day never told me what I've got to do to make it through a Saturday...
Thursday's when the trouble starts...


Thursday morning I ready up for my Friday
Thursday evening, pay my bills on-line
Friday morning tell me (Bank)teller what's left now?
Friday evening, six shots - I'm feeling fine
Saturday she finds me chasing the hair of...
all the dogs that bit me so hard last night
Sunday morning, baby, there's been a train wreck...
and it ain't a very pretty sight
I don't want to sit through any more of your lectures
Baby goes and slams the door...
I'll kiss her ass on monday yah...

I'm a gonna love my baby on monday
I'm a gonna make everything alright
Cause you know I love my baby on mondays...
and thank God the weekends nowhere in sight
Tuesday comes and I'm still feeling my monday
Tuesday goes and I'm still feeling alright
Wedsday comes and I'm up working at seven
Wedsday goes and I go straight home at night
Hump day never told me what I've got to do to make it through a Saturday...
Thursday's when the trouble starts...

Thursday's when the trouble starts...

Thursday's when the trouble starts...

Thursday's when the trouble starts...

oh yah...

LDH

The little niece that could...

(Extracted from a vacation conversation...)

" OMG!!! Help!! HELP!! Something has happened to this poor little brown mouse!! I think it might need to have some water splashed in it's face!! Quick! There's a puddle over there! Get some water!" Elephant # 2 hassened over to the small puddle ( Well, hassened as fast as a fat lazy big eared elephant could...) "This puddle smells like [censored]" "I don't give a #@%&!!" Said Elephant #2 "This little brown mouse has been trot upon and is in serious need of help... I will try some mouth to mouth resa..ressa... um... I'll try and help it breathe..." Elephant #2 (in a VERY disgusted voice): This defintely is NOT water... /sigh Elephant #1: (spitting and scraping it's tounge): "And this definetly is NOT a brown mouse..."

[editors note: Thank you Taryn for an AWESOME visit!! I will remember it FOREVER!!
Love you!!! Uncle Larry =) ]

123 degree swing...

Left California thursday morning/afternoon. It was a balmy 75 or so most days I was visiting there. Arrived in Butte Montana that friday night. It was 48 BELOW zero. Front door was froze shut. Busted my window getting it opened. On the bright side there was no traffic to speak of from Idaho on. Started a nice fire and opened up a nice red. Vacations go so very fast. No fair...

Did I mention I got to see my very first love?? =) Watched my Sister FINALLY turn older than me?? =) Ate so much seafood I went up two pants sizes?? =( lol...

L.

Monday monday... (la la, la la la la)

Had a talk with my shrink (hairdresser) today. Was a great chat(long ass, self centered sob story). Feeling much better now (bullshit). I often (day) dream of better times. Surley they are just around the corner (snort, giggle....fart). Went bowling (threw a magical ball that avoided the pins like they had the plague) this weekend with some (lieing, backstabbing, pos's) friends. Had a (every muscle I have and some I didn't know I had are sceaming in unison never to do anything like that again) blast! So how (I really don't give a fuck) was your day?

P.

Come to me...

Oh to fall so deeply in love as to never come up again.
For many times have I fallen only to stagger to my feet and begin my search a new.
Deeper, farther, longer, harder.
She is out there, my true love.
No guarantees our paths will ever cross.
No promises we will ever meet even if they should.
Arrows of jealousy, envy, heartache whizzing by my head, I journey onward.

Oh to be a knight.
To say words of truth in a time where they would be believed.
To be forthwith and just in a time where it would be recognized.
To swear an oath and live it until death takes my final breath.

Oh to find a woman content with only one lover.
A friend and wife, mother and princess.
A beauty and glow so deep from within.

I search for you now and always.
I shan't rest until you are found and in my arms.
I've met and discarded the pretenders.
I sit in waiting, lieing if I said patiently.

Come to me, my love, and the world will be only ours...

Larry

10/2005