The little niece that could...
(Extracted from a vacation conversation...)
" OMG!!! Help!! HELP!! Something has happened to this poor little brown mouse!! I think it might need to have some water splashed in it's face!! Quick! There's a puddle over there! Get some water!" Elephant # 2 hassened over to the small puddle ( Well, hassened as fast as a fat lazy big eared elephant could...) "This puddle smells like [censored]" "I don't give a #@%&!!" Said Elephant #2 "This little brown mouse has been trot upon and is in serious need of help... I will try some mouth to mouth resa..ressa... um... I'll try and help it breathe..." Elephant #2 (in a VERY disgusted voice): This defintely is NOT water... /sigh Elephant #1: (spitting and scraping it's tounge): "And this definetly is NOT a brown mouse..."
[editors note: Thank you Taryn for an AWESOME visit!! I will remember it FOREVER!!
Love you!!! Uncle Larry =) ]
" OMG!!! Help!! HELP!! Something has happened to this poor little brown mouse!! I think it might need to have some water splashed in it's face!! Quick! There's a puddle over there! Get some water!" Elephant # 2 hassened over to the small puddle ( Well, hassened as fast as a fat lazy big eared elephant could...) "This puddle smells like [censored]" "I don't give a #@%&!!" Said Elephant #2 "This little brown mouse has been trot upon and is in serious need of help... I will try some mouth to mouth resa..ressa... um... I'll try and help it breathe..." Elephant #2 (in a VERY disgusted voice): This defintely is NOT water... /sigh Elephant #1: (spitting and scraping it's tounge): "And this definetly is NOT a brown mouse..."
[editors note: Thank you Taryn for an AWESOME visit!! I will remember it FOREVER!!
Love you!!! Uncle Larry =) ]
posted by Larry at 5:51 AM
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